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Deep Purple
Deep Purple's latest effort is a hollow exercise in nostalgia, stripped of the grit and majesty that defined their legacy.
Marilyn Manson
Manson finds a jagged, industrial groove in this sequel, balancing haunting textures with calculated hooks.
Living Weapon
A masterclass in controlled chaos, where mathcore complexity is refined into a haunting, atmospheric masterpiece of heavy music.
Electric Callboy
A neon-soaked rollercoaster that occasionally loses its footing in the surf of its own over-eager production.
Orbit Culture
A bloated, muddy excursion into generic melodic death metal where technical proficiency is squandered on over-indulgent compositions.
Defenders Of The Faith
A towering achievement in heavy metal, where meticulous production meets a sense of timeless, atmospheric weight.
Prong
Prong deliver a muscular, groove-heavy slab of industrial-tinted metal that prioritises mechanical precision over pyrotechnic flair.
Beartooth
Beartooth offers a polished, safe, and somewhat weary stroll through familiar metalcore territory on 'The Surface'.
Amaranthe
Amaranthe continue their high-octane march, blending dance-metal polish with raw melodic power.
Nocturna
Nocturna weave a dense tapestry of symphonic power metal that balances cinematic grandeur with a touch of accessible magic.
Amorphis
A staggering excavation of Finnish metal's formative era, blending folk-infused melancholy with primitive death metal grit.
Evergrey
A majestic, sprawling odyssey that cements Evergrey's status as masters of atmospheric progressive metal.