BAD TASTE! LOUD RIFFS! TOO MUCH CUM!
Till Lindemann
Lindemann balances industrial grit with haunting melodies in a sprawling, provocative collection of heavy-hitting textures.
Allt
A polished, if somewhat safe, addition to the progressive metalcore canon that prioritises melodic hooks over raw edge.
Volbeat
Volbeat trade their signature swagger for a bloated, repetitive exercise in self-indulgence on this latest outing.
Five Finger Death Punch
A masterclass in groove metal, 'Legacy' cements the band's status as heavy metal titans.
Grailknights
A soaring, emotionally charged odyssey that blends the grit of melodic death with the heroic scale of power metal.
Wings of Steel
A sprawling, over-produced excursion into traditional heavy metal that prioritises cinematic scale over structural integrity.
Ghost
A masterclass in occult atmosphere, blending haunting keyboard textures with razor-sharp hooks.
Bloodywood
Bloodywood's latest offering loses its cultural potency in a sea of over-polished production and identity confusion.
Equilibrium
A masterclass in pagan metal, where primal folk textures meet surgical melodic death precision.
Carpenter Brut
Carpenter Brut delivers a punishing, neon-soaked masterclass in industrial synthwave on the formidable 'Leather Temple'.
Dream Theater
Dream Theater trade raw danger for clinical precision in a sprawling, safe exploration of the subconscious.
Kreator
A visceral, high-octane masterclass in thrash metal that balances raw aggression with a haunting sense of identity.